1.
Asda is selling crumpets shaped like Christmas trees.
2.
And party food consisting of doner kebabs.
3.
M&S is selling bottles of port wearing jumpers.
4.
It's also selling these Brussels sprouts...
...that are actually made out of chocolate, ENDING THE AWFUL EXPERIENCE OF EATING BRUSSELS SPROUTS .
5.
And Sainsbury's is selling festive Christmas bleach.
BECAUSE BLEACH JUST SCREAMS CHRISTMAS.
6.
But in good news, the man at the till at the Sainsbury's in Burpham IS LIKE ACTUAL SANTA.
7.
Lidl thinks that you'll love eating Blitzen.
8.
Meanwhile Tesco think that this is "ideal for Christmas".
9.
So does Aldi, which think that you would love to wipe your arse with "fun, festive designs".
10.
Still, could be worse.
