How To Avoid Being Hassled By Hippies At The NATO Summit In Chicago

You should be aware that many of these protesters have at some point smoked “the marijuana” and are likely incapable of making intelligent life choices, as evidenced by their vividly colored clothing, multiple body piercings and strong belief that people should be nice to each other.

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