Which Movie Finished In 2008 But Being Released In 2010 Are You?

A crop of movies with overdue release dates offer us a lot of insight about ourselves.

Question #1

What's your greatest fear?

• That people won't like me for who I really am.
• That I can never know reality directly.
• That I am, deep down, a bad person.
• That I just don't know who I really am.

Question #1

What's your greatest fear?

• That people won't like me for who I really am.
• That I can never know reality directly.
• That I am, deep down, a bad person.
• That I just don't know who I really am.

Question #2

What do you value most in your life?

• Acceptance.
• The truth.
• My personal privacy.
• My sense of my own identity.

Question #3

Who is your role model?

• The French, as a people.
• Jason Bourne.
• Teen Wolf.
• Tyler Durden.

Question #4

What is your purpose in life?

• To convince people I'm a good person.
• To uncover reality.
• To understand how the environment affects my persona.
• To understand the riddle that is me. To know myself.

Question #5

What would make you happy?

• If I could just get the girl/guy.
• If I could do the right thing and bring this big conspiracy to light.
• To learn to control the effect the moon has on me.
• If I could find the missing inmate on this island.

Question #6

Lastly: Why did it take you so long to get a release date?

• I had to re-shoot some scenes with my youthful star in Louisiana, and the date got pushed twice. Um, because of marketing issues.
• First there were some cost overruns. Then, and this is important, I am a thriller movie about an unpopular war, and I kind of hoped things might simmer down in the actual war before I got released.
• Well, we had to re-shoot a bunch of action scenes after the original release date passed, so make of that what you will. Howl!
• Really? Lack of marketing budget, my star wasn't able to do promo earlier, and I didn't want to come out as the lone island of thriller during the crowded awards season.

Your Quiz Result:

You Are "Youth In Revolt"

Like Michael Cera, you are quirky and awkward. Unlike him, you are no longer all that young. You might think about fucking growing up already. Jeesh.

Your Quiz Result:

You Are "Green Zone"

Like this movie, you know the Iraq War was a terrible idea. Also like this movie, there's nothing you can do to change it. Also like this movie, Peter Travers of Rolling Stone Magazine has described you as "a thrill ride," "packs a punch" and "limbic."

Your Quiz Result:

You Are "The Wolfman"

You are full of hidden fury. If they knew -- oh, if they knew!! -- they'd respect you and learn to understand the dark side of you. Oh, your hidden fury! So dark!!

Your Quiz Result:

You Are "Shutter Island"

Are you insane? This is a question that plagues you constantly. Hint: If you have to ask...