Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket Or Are You Happy To See Me?

We finally help you answer the age-old question: If you're really not sure, send him this quiz to find out.

Question #1

Is that a pistol in your pocket?

• Yes
• No

Your Quiz Result:

I actually do have a pistol in my pocket.

I know, I know: This is really no way to carry a firearm. I should get a holster or tuck it into the back of my pants or something. Seriously, it just jostles around in here, scratching up my iPhone. But I swear, it's a gun. Really.

Your Quiz Result:

I am happy to see you.

No, there is not a gun in there at all. You caught me (see also: sidepipe).