7 Things Guaranteed To Annoy You In A Public Bathroom

    That moment you enter a public toilet and realise it was the worst mistake of your life.

    scojo
    by scojo

    Community Contributor

    1. Finding an unusual stain next to the toilet paper dispenser.

    So like, why is it green?

    You should probably see a doctor for that.

    2. One ply toilet paper

    Is this even legal? It shouldn't be. It's a human rights violation.

    3. When there's no music, and everyone can hear EVERYTHING.

    Plop. Plop. Plop.

    4. When you hear the person next to you do something unhuman.

    [makes eye contact]

    ...

    [stops eye contact]

    5. When the person next to you hears you do something unhuman.

    [makes shameful eye contact]

    ...

    [stops shameful eye contact]

    6. Wet Floors

    Is that water? Why does it smell?

    7. That asshole checking himself out in the mirror instead of washing his hands.

    Don't act like this isn't you. Lets be honest.