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Because the best way to decide the Catmander-in-Chief for the United States of Ameowica is a personality quiz filled with bad puns.

Which Presidential Catdidate Should You Vote For?

Pick a cat, any cat.

Find a felicitous feline.

Ask not what your cat can do for you, but what you can do for your cat.

If the rumors are to be believed, Joe Bobcat will announce his candidacy any day now. Before then, make sure to enjoy his many, many gaffs and guffaws on Mewtube.

Joe Bobcat

How can you resist those eyes? You can’t. That’s why you’re voting for Hillary Kitten for the first female feline in the Purrval Office.

Hillary Kitten

Fur the Bern! State Veterinary care and Meowfare for all cats! Purrgressive policies for all felines!

Bernie Sandcat

If anyone knows how to be Presicat it’d be of the rut Bush litter. Like a famous lion once sang, ♪ I just can't wait to be king ♪

Jag Bush

Nevermind that Katye isn’t even running for the 2016 election. Just write his name in on the ballot. Like a cool cat once said, “Yo Congress, Imma let you finish…”

Katye West

You really like fat cats, don’t you? Maybe he’ll give your district some milk if you say you voted for him. Just pay no mind if New Purrsey seems a bit shinier after his inauguration.

Cat Christie

Cat nap with Rand. Lay back and let the meowket take care of itself. Nothing like a little lipurrtarian laissez-fur in a government in your hairballs.

Rand Paw

Make Ameowica Great Again. He’ll build a wall all along the Mousexican border to keep all the rats out and your cat nap job safe. He can finance himself with his TEN MEOWLLION DOLLARS.

Donald Tawny

The catliest of cats, Catly Fiorina, has made her name as CEO of Mewlett-Packrat before deciding to go into politics.

Catly Fiorina

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Which Presidential Catdidate Should You Vote For?

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