Step 1: Find the perfect surface.
Too much glass

Too many doors

This looks promising...

Feels about right...

Too fucking talkative.

Not quite stable enough.

Hmm. Just right.

Step 2: Limber up, motherfucker.


Step 3: Break out the boom box...
And listen to some tunes (playlist by Mr. Mewes himself).
Step 4: Find a friend to handle the boombox, so you can dance.
A less mobile friend.
Step 5: Now just fuckin' leeeeeeean.
BUNG

Snooch to the motherfuckin' nooch
SNOOGANS
