Step 1: Find the perfect surface.
2. Too much glass
3. Too many doors
4. This looks promising…
5. Feels about right…
6. Too fucking talkative.
7. Not quite stable enough.
8. Hmm. Just right.
Step 2: Limber up, motherfucker.
Step 3: Break out the boom box…
And listen to some tunes (playlist by Mr. Mewes himself).
Step 4: Find a friend to handle the boombox, so you can dance.
20. A less mobile friend.
Step 5: Now just fuckin’ leeeeeeean.
26. Snooch to the motherfuckin’ nooch
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