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24 Things Your Dachshund Can Do For You

If a dog is man's best friend, a dachshund must be his BFF.

1. Captain your ship

2. Make you laugh when you're sad

3. Be your personal stylist

4. Cook you a four-course meal

5. Spice up your front lawn

6. Be your date to a wedding

7. Get you hyped for Shark Week

8. Take care of you when you are sick

9. Help you pack for vacation

10. Be your scuba diving buddy

11. Catch your dinner

12. Read you poetry before bed

13. Paint your portrait

14. Drive your kids to school

15. Play football with you

16. Lead a jam sesh

17. Put out small fires

18. Teach you how to hula dance

19. Play Harry Potter with you

20. Be your gun for real-life Halo

21. Be a skunk

22. Host a tea party for you and your friends

23. Be your Game Boy

24. Sell themselves for money

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