10 Things Invented For Single Women

Who needs a boyfriend when you can have these cool things?

1. Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream

Via happyspeedy.com

The two best men known to womankind are Ben and Jerry. They have been helping women deal with being single for generations. Their greatest triumph being their "fro yo" flavors. We get all the chocolatey, ice-creamy goodness, while being able to tell ourselves it's not bad for us (because every woman knows that there are no calories in frozen yogurt).

2. The Diary

Via barneys.com

Let's face it, you don't have anyone else that will listen to you about your day.

3. Cats

Via catster.com

Yes, cats were specifically bred to be companions to lonely women everywhere.

4. The Cat Couch

Via pinterest.com

So your cat companion never has to leave your side. He can play, while you watch romantic comedies and eat Ben & Jerry's.

5. Kiss-A-Zima

Via 9gag.com

When you feel the need to kiss the boyfriend you don't have, instead of using your hand (like a loser), you can kiss these plastic lips that feel like the real thing (like a boss). Thanks Japan!

6. The Body Pillow

Via pinterest.com

We all know the best thing about having a boyfriend is having someone to cuddle. So who needs a guy when you can have this lifeless, cold pillow?

7. Wine Glass(es) Holder

Via pinterest.com

Tired of having to get up from your cat couch to keep refilling your wine glass? Not to worry, now you can hold all seven of your nightly glasses at once!

8. Pink Pepper Spray

Via amazon.com

Who needs a boyfriend for protection? That's why you have your lil' pink gun.

9. The Butter Grinder

Via pinterest.com

Because butter heals all wounds.

10. Grow A Boyfriend

Via neatoshop.com

Does this really need an explanation...your'e lonely.