1st grader: miss b did you get a hand job?? Me: did I get a WHAT?! 1st grader: you know, did you go to the Chinese people??? Me: ? yes I did go and get my nails done, thank you for noticing.
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Christian was such a garbage person. He wasn’t honest with Dani at any point, and he dragged her along for over a year like his friends said instead of ending things. He also completely stole Josh’s thesis because he was too stupid to come up with anything original. I’m not saying…
I was working in a small group with some first graders. As I was writing on the white board, one boy asked, and I quote, “Miss B, did you get a hand job?!” And I said WHAT? And he goes, “you know, did you go to the Chinese people?” Holding back laughter I said yes, I did go and get…
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