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7 Types Of People You Get Answering A University Phone Line

"Please wait while I transfer you" *hangs up phone*

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1. The Angry Answering Machine

I am SO sorry you are getting a robot..now calm down.

2. The Clueless Ones

You're asking to speak with 'John'? We have seven of those...

3. Frustrated Grandma

No I do not have your grandson's GPA memorized

4. Persistent Vendor

Colorado Christian University does not want to purchase your 2 for 1 Ecstasy Tablet Package

5. He Who Does Not Know His Name, Or This Number

*heavy breathing* "Voldemort?"

6. Searcher of Live Humans in Service Central

LEAVE A VOICEMAIL. EMAIL THEM. THEY ARE IN A DIFFERENT BUILDING.

7. Those Who Just Need Someone To Talk To

"I'm so sorry to hear about the death of Mr.Whiskers"

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