10.) You only attend the meetings to get your name on the attendance sheet.
9.) You like to complain about how Key Club is only "cliques"
8.) The only time you say Key Club, it's in the same sentence as "College Apps".
Yikes. I guess it is pretty simple to just show up to meetings and sign off on being there without actually doing anything. And yes, you're right, Key Club looks AMAZING on college apps, but it isn't worth much of anything if you don't get your hours certified (because you probably don't have many).