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You hate nothing more than when cold air hits your face
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You're an "over-bundler"
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You avoid ice patches at all costs
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Your heating bill has become a joke
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You can't understand why people bother to leave their homes
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In fact, the sheer thought of going outside has you thinking...
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And so you resolve to stay inside until the temperature reaches your age
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But when your friends finally convince you...
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You realize this is your only hope
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You avoid weather reports like the plague
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But they always find you
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Not even your office provides warm shelter
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You resort to taking hot showers just to get warm
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And then someone reminds you it's only January...
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But the thought of Spring keeps you hanging on
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So until then, you just grin and bear it