Once upon a time there was a princess named Sara. While searching far and wide for her Prince, she wandered into the forests of the Pacific Northwest and lost her way. She saw a clearing in the trees and as she approached a giant bridge was startled by a noise. She saw something at the edge, as if it was waiting for her...
"My, aren't you a peculiar thing to find out here in the middle of the forest," said Princess Sara as she picked up something small, round, frosted, and covered in colorful sprinkles. Suddenly, it spoke, causing Princess Sara to nearly lose her footing, 350 feet above ground. "Do not worry, Princess Sara, for I am a friendly donut and will show you the way to your Prince!" Princess Sara was thrilled to no longer be alone in her journey, and the unusual pair began their trek across the bridge.
"Whatever you do, don't look down," Donut warned Princess Sara.
"Be careful, Donut, you're getting so close to the edge! I don't want anything to happen to you, you're my only true friend!"
"Can you see this glorious view, Donut? Can you?? Here, let me help you," Princess Sara said to Donut, as she carefully picked him up again. Together they sat, 350 feet in the air, feeling on top of the world.
And in that moment, Princess Sara realized that she was an independent woman who don't need no Prince. Just Donut, in all of his frosted glory. Princess Sara and Donut eventually made it to the other side of the bridge and lived happily ever after.
...until she got really hungry and ate him.
The End.
RIP Donut 2014-2014
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