Ridiculous Characters With Really Official Sounding Titles

Where do they get off referring to themselves as captains and misters?

Captain Caveman

Captain of what???

Mr. Jinx

Mr JInx? Really? More like Lil' Jinx.

Cap'n Crunch

I get that he's captain out to sea, supposedly....But look at him! Ridiculous.

Count Chocula

Count of chocolate? Really, what are you doing with your life?

The Great Gazoo

I know he THINKS he's great....

Hagar The Horrible

Not horrible in the least. I blame his wife.

Mr and Mrs Potato Head

They look like a first name basis bunch of potatoes.

Mr. Bubble

I think this one is obvious....Pink, round, naked, playful during bath time.

Mr Kool-Aid

He just wants to be one of the boys.

Ms. Pac-Man

Shouldn't it be Pac-Woman?

Mr Magoo

Nothing, he is your elder. Respect your elders. It is Mister Magoo.