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Let's Stop F#%king Around And Admit That Roger And Anita Are The Only Disney Couple That Matters

A true power couple.

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Remember Prince Eric — tall, dark, and handsome owner of waterfront property? Well, I hate to break it to you, but he's officially CANCELLED.

Throw your Little Mermaid DVD in the trash and set it aflame.
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Throw your Little Mermaid DVD in the trash and set it aflame.

And Ariel — red-headed fish woman with a case of laryngitis? Literally never heard of her in my life.

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There's only one Disney couple in this world that matters, and that's Roger and Anita from 101 Dalmatians.

This is what true love looks like, sweeties.
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This is what true love looks like, sweeties.

Let's start off with a basic, indisputable fact — they're both hot 👏 as 👏 heck 👏

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Seriously, look at Roger straight up SERVING looks.

Tyra Banks just screamed and pretended to faint.
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Tyra Banks just screamed and pretended to faint.

Anita knows a fine piece of ass when she sees one!

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"Hot man with dog? You have my attention." 👀

And let's not sleep on the fact their entire relationship was orchestrated by two DOGS. Your Tinder profile just deleted itself.

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Me: [shouting into a megaphone] RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!!

Still not convinced? Need more proof? Let's compare — SHALL WE?

Anita is an intellectual who reads leather-bound books in the park.

We love a well-read woman.
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We love a well-read woman.

Ariel is a 16-year-old fish who signed a contract written by a literal sea witch without even reading through it.

Irresponsible.
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Irresponsible.

Roger's a musician who writes his own music and plays MULTIPLE instruments.

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Prince Eric only plays the flute and holds it like he's eating a fucking Go-Gurt.

Bad form, Prince Eric.
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Bad form, Prince Eric.

Anita is well-dressed and expertly accessorized.

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Ariel wears a sack and thinks it's fashun.

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Roger looks like a blonde John Krasinski.

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Eric looks like he'd tell you how surprisingly easy it is to open up to you emotionally, and then ghost on you after three dates!!!!*

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*Definitely 100% not based on a real life experience... hahahahwiufhuhfwufnjw g.

Roger and Anita literally own OVER A HUNDRED DOGS.

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Eric and Ariel own one dog (who may or may not have eyes) and a judgmental crab.

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Hmmm, I am just not impressed! Need I go on?

Bottom line? Roger and Anita are talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before Disney characters who deserve some FUCKIN' RESPECT.

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A classic Disney love, but realistic and relatable!!!

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I rest my case — court dismissed!

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