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Let's Stop F#%king Around And Admit That Roger And Anita Are The Only Disney Couple That Matters

A true power couple.

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Remember Prince Eric — tall, dark, and handsome owner of waterfront property? Well, I hate to break it to you, but he's officially CANCELLED.


Let's start off with a basic, indisputable fact — they're both hot 👏 as 👏 heck 👏

And let's not sleep on the fact their entire relationship was orchestrated by two DOGS. Your Tinder profile just deleted itself.


Roger's a musician who writes his own music and plays MULTIPLE instruments.


Roger looks like a blonde John Krasinski.

Eric looks like he'd tell you how surprisingly easy it is to open up to you emotionally, and then ghost on you after three dates!!!!*


*Definitely 100% not based on a real life experience... hahahahwiufhuhfwufnjw g.

Eric and Ariel own one dog (who may or may not have eyes) and a judgmental crab.

Bottom line? Roger and Anita are talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before Disney characters who deserve some FUCKIN' RESPECT.

A classic Disney love, but realistic and relatable!!!