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we’re all shitting on horse girls like genghis khan wasn’t a fuckin horse girl
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The girl in my 3rd grade class that told everyone she was part horse and ate grass at recess is engaged and I have been ghosted 4 times in the last month. Much to think about
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horse girls (rich) are out, cowgirls (working class) are in
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a dating app that matches horse girls with men who exclusively take pictures holding fish. rt if u agree
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horse girls get a lot of attention but what about Nancy Drew girls who wore vintage skirts and explored abandoned houses and never drank the tea at a friend’s house for fear it might be poisoned
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u don’t know speed until you’ve seen a horse girl gallop home from the bars at 2am
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you know whats worse than horse girls ukulele girls
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people that drive jeeps with the doors off are the male equivalent of horse girls
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ok horse girls definitely had an energy but lets talk about the real powerhouses of middle school weird girls: the ancient mythology stans
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harry potter girls are more dangerous than horse girls because we know for sure that they know how to read
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You all make fun of horse girls and sword guys like they couldn't just get married and give birth to a generation of fully armed cavalry
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why do i feel like we all went to school w that one girl that had her hair trimmed evenly, packed lunch every day, and was obsessed w horses
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we talk a lot about "horse girls" but how many of you were spooky Victorian Goth girls who wore long dresses and picnicked in cemeteries and buried keys in your garden which you later pretended to find
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grimes looks like his 12 year old horse girl daughter i’m. suffering https://t.co/q0prydgS5x
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since we’ve stopped talking about horse girls they’ve been plotting. or should i say...trotting
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if you buy a horse girl a drink at a bar make sure you hold your hand out super flat or she’ll take your fingers right off
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Niemand: Absolut Niemand: Pferdemädchen: