Head to toe Lululemon says:
I drove past Target, TJ Maxx, Dicks Sporting Goods, Nike Outlet Store, Under Armour Outlet Store, Reebok Outlet Store, Adidas Outlet Store, New Balance, then walked into the mall and walked right past Footlocker, Lady Footlocker, Champs, Famous Footwear, Sports Authority and Finish Line to buy these clothes.
I will only shop at J.Crew
I light multiple candles every single night when I get home
Everything in my apartment is white
I had a salad for lunch
I do anything Pinterest tells me to do
My dog is white, fluffy and most importantly, hypoallergenic
All Neon Everything Says:
I have to wear this or I won’t go to the gym
If I skip the gym, at least I will still look good in these clothes at happy hour
I have a spray tan membership
I never go to the gym alone
I had to remove the tags from everything on my body for this workout today
I wish it was Summer all year round
I use an enormous amount of emojis
I checked in on foursquare, facebook and twitter
Working Out With Your Hair Down says:
I am a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader
I’m doing yoga today
I like the feeling of wet noodles slathered all over my shoulders
I used a sunshine sticker in my planner today
I ordered a White Zin at dinner last night
Is this tuna I’m eating or is this chicken?
What Shorts and a Tshirt Says:
I played high school soccer
I come here a lot
I am who you are dying to be in your after picture
I have had these shorts since freshman year of high school
Six races ago, I got this shirt free from a 10k
You shouldn’t get on the treadmill next to me, I’ll embarrass you
I wear headphones while riding in my car
I don’t do Zumba
You will see this run on instagram via Nike App. You will tell me great job, but really want to kill me
I take 1-2 selfies a day showing off my abs
Wearing Toning Shoes Says:
You can find me walking on the treadmill for 20 minutes at a 2.0 pace
I have tube socks on
I purchased multiple ab rollers over the years.
I work out at Curves
I am on Atkins // Jenny Craig // Weight Watchers // Zone Diet // Nutrisystem
I had pizza and three cupcakes for lunch
I drink Diet Coke all day long
I watch Dancing with the Stars
I’m 5 foot 3
Wearing Cut Up Tshirts says:
I have 16 DIY Dipped Glitter Projects in limbo
I have no idea what to do with the 467 Sorority Shirts from college
I’m not going anywhere near the gym, I made this to sleep in
I asked for gift certificates to the container store for Christmas
I pin a lot of Grumpy Cat
I follow 988 blogs on Bloglovin
I have a monogram on my iphone case
I am a newlywed
I just poured a glass of wine
I have every season of the Bachelor recorded on my DVR and refuse to delete it.
Wearing Class Themed Workout Gear Says:
I went to the teacher’s office hours in college
I am a hoarder
You will get behind me thinking I’m an expert at this class, but I’m actually worse than you are
I go the opposite direction of everyone else during Zumba
I give high fives to my neighbors
When I say “Are You Ready to Sweat?” and you don’t say “YES!!!” loud enough,
I make you say it again, only this time like you mean it.
I’m Facebook friends with the instructor
I practice the dances in the mirror right before class starts
Wearing Workout Accessories Says:
I will be leaving this class halfway through
I came in late
I am wearing only a sports bra and bike shorts
I am pale
I did not shave my armpits
My calfs look like upside down bowling pins
I carried in a oversized adidas duffle bag, even though I came fully dressed in gym attire
I am the naked lady walking around in the locker room
I change into Birkenstocks when I leave
I am a women’s rights activist.
- Donald Trump signed a sweeping executive order that dismantles many Obama era climate change regulations.
- The Republican chair of the House probe into Russia and Trump should step down after secretly meeting with a source at the White House, say top Democrats.
- The Trump White House has a habit of taking credit for business deals struck under Obama, as they did today with a Ford investment plan from 2015.
- The Scottish parliament has voted for an independence referendum that could result in Scotland leaving the UK.