Head to toe Lululemon says:I drove past Target, TJ Maxx, Dicks Sporting Goods, Nike Outlet Store, Under Armour Outlet Store, Reebok Outlet Store, Adidas Outlet Store, New Balance, then walked into the mall and walked right past Footlocker, Lady Footlocker, Champs, Famous Footwear, Sports Authority and Finish Line to buy these clothes. I will only shop at J.CrewI light multiple candles every single night when I get homeEverything in my apartment is whiteI had a salad for lunchI do anything Pinterest tells me to doMy dog is white, fluffy and most importantly, hypoallergenic All Neon Everything Says:I have to wear this or I won't go to the gymIf I skip the gym, at least I will still look good in these clothes at happy hourI have a spray tan membershipI never go to the gym aloneI had to remove the tags from everything on my body for this workout todayI wish it was Summer all year roundI use an enormous amount of emojis I checked in on foursquare, facebook and twitter Working Out With Your Hair Down says:I am a Dallas Cowboy CheerleaderI'm doing yoga todayI'm insaneI like the feeling of wet noodles slathered all over my shouldersI used a sunshine sticker in my planner todayI ordered a White Zin at dinner last nightIs this tuna I'm eating or is this chicken? What Shorts and a Tshirt Says:I played high school soccerI come here a lot I am who you are dying to be in your after pictureI have had these shorts since freshman year of high schoolSix races ago, I got this shirt free from a 10k You shouldn't get on the treadmill next to me, I'll embarrass youI wear headphones while riding in my carI don't do ZumbaYou will see this run on instagram via Nike App. You will tell me great job, but really want to kill meI take 1-2 selfies a day showing off my abs Wearing Toning Shoes Says:You can find me walking on the treadmill for 20 minutes at a 2.0 paceI have tube socks onI purchased multiple ab rollers over the years.I work out at CurvesI am on Atkins // Jenny Craig // Weight Watchers // Zone Diet // NutrisystemI had pizza and three cupcakes for lunchI drink Diet Coke all day longI watch Dancing with the StarsI'm 5 foot 3 Wearing Cut Up Tshirts says:I have 16 DIY Dipped Glitter Projects in limboI have no idea what to do with the 467 Sorority Shirts from collegeI'm not going anywhere near the gym, I made this to sleep inI asked for gift certificates to the container store for ChristmasI pin a lot of Grumpy CatI follow 988 blogs on BloglovinI have a monogram on my iphone caseI am a newlywed I just poured a glass of wineI have every season of the Bachelor recorded on my DVR and refuse to delete it. Wearing Class Themed Workout Gear Says:I went to the teacher's office hours in collegeI am a hoarderYou will get behind me thinking I'm an expert at this class, but I'm actually worse than you areI go the opposite direction of everyone else during ZumbaI give high fives to my neighborsWhen I say "Are You Ready to Sweat?" and you don't say "YES!!!" loud enough, I make you say it again, only this time like you mean it.I'm Facebook friends with the instructorI practice the dances in the mirror right before class starts Wearing Workout Accessories Says:I will be leaving this class halfway throughI came in lateI am wearing only a sports bra and bike shortsI am paleI did not shave my armpitsMy calfs look like upside down bowling pinsI carried in a oversized adidas duffle bag, even though I came fully dressed in gym attireI am the naked lady walking around in the locker roomI change into Birkenstocks when I leaveI am a women's rights activist.