Why Michigan Rocks

Time to get smitten with the mitten.

We know how to appreciate the spring and summer because our winters are FREEZING

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We are the craft beer capital of the world

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When Wisconsin tried to call itself the Mitten State we got the rest of the nation to disapprove

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Like, seriously Wisconsin? No.

We drive through blizzards like IT'S NO BIG DEAL!

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Setting the cruise at 75mph. No regrets!

We never miss an opportunity to go to the beach

Hey let's go to Grand Haven for the 100th time!

We're smart enough to never trust the weatherman

Forecast says 85 and sunny, actually weather is 70 and raining.

We have the best sports teams

Minus the Lions, but give us a break, nobody bats 100.

We gave you Madonna

And Eminem

Oh, and Taylor Lautner

Yeah, you're welcome.

Michigan ranks first in state boat registrations

We're what Andy Samburg was talking about.

Michigan is home to more public golf courses than any other state

Suck it, Florida.

We get to wear fabulous fall and winter attire

We get all four seasons

Not only do we have Starbucks, but we have Biggby too

And Biggby's Pumpkin Spice Latte is way better.

Mackinac Island Fudge

Need I say more?

We're the most hardworking, humble badasses around

That kind of contradicted itself, but hey, we're okay with it.