13 Reasons Living In College Dorms Is The Best

"Let's go to the caf."

Your roommate is like a built in BFF.

"OMG you sleep with a fan too?!"

Everything is so conveniently located.

"Where's the fridge?"

"Right under the TV."

Having community bathrooms means you never have to clean a toilet.

You have direct access to free food ALL THE TIME!

"I'm having thirds at the soft serve machine."

You're always safe because your night receptionists are badasses.

"No ID, no entry."

No rent. Holla!

Free condoms.

Safety first.

Floor meetings.

Get your RA advice and free food. Sounds like a good deal!

Um dorm parties! Hello!!

Case in the mini fridge, 5 O'Clock in my drank!

Not feeling bad about how poor you are because everyone is.

No judgement here.

If you oversleep no worries, all of your classes are in walking distance.

Guarantee someone on your floor is taking or has taken a class you're in and you can ask for help.

Who for the love of God has taken ENG394?!

You're never bored because there is always something going on.

Take advice from Kim and just have fun. But don't make a sex tape. But if you do, bury it deep within the ground and never show it to your fam-hound of a mother.