6 Things People With Dyed Hair Are Tired Of Hearing

Your rainbow haired cohorts are sick of your shit.

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1.“But how will you get a job?”

Hopefully, if you’re the luckiest person in the world, your job allows creative expression in the form of bright hair follicles. Otherwise, you may be in the transition period between you're “rent money” job and a “Grown up” job. Either way, us members of the brotherhood of bright hair have considered the outcomes of our hair color choices. While we appreciated your concern, just know that we got this and we know what we’re doing. Mostly.

2.“Why?”

“Why all the pearls? “Why all the hair?” ‘Why anything? I think Homer Simpson said this best. In short, it’s because we wanted to.

3.“What’s that on your hand?”

Perhaps you’ve seen the remnants of a battle between hair and dye bottles. Yes my hand is currently a faint hue of my hair, and no I didn't go to stylist. Yes, it’ll fade. Yes, I probably will forget gloves again at the check out because I decided I needed more eye shadow.

4.“Why not this color?”

I called you several times to confirm with you just want color I should dye my hair but unfortunately you didn’t pick up. Next time I will make sure to Snapchat you from the hair dye aisle.

5.“I wish I could do that too.”

Oh but you can! You can throw caution to the wind and point to a member of Roy. G Biv and change your appearance. While you may have to take your work environment into consideration, anyone is capable of changing their hair color. Life is too short to not have the hair you want.

6.“I liked your hair better the other way.”

It may come as a surprise to you, but I actually, wait for it….dye my hair to appease myself and not you. I know that this is a groundbreaking revolution that your opinion on my appearance is not important but I’m sure over time you can come to terms with it. This is a pretty awful thing to say to someone who has made a dramatic hair color change