TBH This Girl Attempting To Grill Is All Of Us

It's not a girl issue, it's a grill issue.

Summer is upon us, which means more people are heading outdoors to fire up the grill. That's all Brittney Kalen Johnson wanted when she decided to purchase a grill.

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All set with a positive message, too!

Unfortunately things didn't start out as planned...

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And thankfully Brittney kept all of her friends up-to-date on how her grilling was going via Snapchat.

And it proved to be harder than she was anticipating...

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She needs a Boy Scout, AND FAST.

Times got tough, so she cheated a little...

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Honestly, who can blame her? It's a miracle the grill is still on the patio and not thrown 50 yards away.

She clearly created smoke so she could signal for help...

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In this case, isn't smoking good?

Despite all the problems, she at least fooled her neighbors...

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"Fake it 'til ya make it" is the new "Keeping up with the Joneses" right?

But the odds were never in her favor...

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We really were wondering, Brittney. We really were.

She finally succeeded in getting something on the grill...

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It doesn't matter if she couldn't get them back off. THIS IS A MILESTONE, PEOPLE!

Then she had the best revelation of all...

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True statement.

She then accomplished the physical equivalent of how many 20-somethings feel right now.

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Everything in your life has been leading up to this moment in time, except no one told you what to do once you got here.

And if things couldn't get ANY worse, she made a classic mistake.

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Really, who hasn't made this mistake in the bread aisle?

All that grilling must've made her pretty hungry...

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Unfortunately, she got stuck with some baby-sized burgers...

That's OK though, because the rest turned out burnt...

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Maybe she can recycle them as charcoal for her next attempt at grilling?

And hopefully next time doesn't take as long...

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At least she didn't have to worry about putting the fire out...

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Oh wait...

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Just kidding...

After all that, Brittney decided it was time to hang up the grill tongs forever...

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One Snapchat story, two hours and four burned burgers later, maybe she can at least get some of her money back.