Spirits
OJ: Made in America
Vino Merlotenson
A Man Called Ovaltine
Forget fake news and make way for steak news: The Oscar nom nom nominations are here and I’ve taken a break from dismantling the patriarchy (Kimmelarchy?) to provide a pun dinner menu for your upcoming Sunday night awards-viewing. I wasn’t going to make one of these this year given the political climate, but then I thought, what would Lin-Manuel Meringue do? This year’s theme is Can’t Stop the Peeling: Fantastic Roast Beasts and Where to Fry Them, and it is is sure not to disappoint! Sorry last year was so boring, I tried to invite less white people this time. Sidenote: how awk is it that Emma Stone-in Ribeye and Andrew Garfield Greens are both nominated? SO AWKWARD. Sad! So relax, let’s keep Loaf, Animated, remove your White Chocolate Helmets get to Fryin’ Gosling. Please don’t mind the security guards, I can’t have anyone accused of sexual assault at my dinner party. You understand.
OJ: Made in America
Vino Merlotenson
A Man Called Ovaltine