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  • Your 2017 Oscar Party Menu In GIFs

    Forget fake news and make way for steak news: The Oscar nom nom nominations are here and I’ve taken a break from dismantling the patriarchy (Kimmelarchy?) to provide a pun dinner menu for your upcoming Sunday night awards-viewing. I wasn’t going to make one of these this year given the political climate, but then I thought, what would Lin-Manuel Meringue do? This year’s theme is Can’t Stop the Peeling: Fantastic Roast Beasts and Where to Fry Them, and it is is sure not to disappoint! Sorry last year was so boring, I tried to invite less white people this time. Sidenote: how awk is it that Emma Stone-in Ribeye and Andrew Garfield Greens are both nominated? SO AWKWARD. Sad! So relax, let’s keep Loaf, Animated, remove your White Chocolate Helmets get to Fryin’ Gosling. Please don’t mind the security guards, I can’t have anyone accused of sexual assault at my dinner party. You understand.

  • Your Oscar Party Menu In Gifs

    Welcome to my annual Oscars Party! This year’s theme is The Fork Awakens! Let me take your Coat Winslet, you sure look like you’re ready to Hateful Ate. Danish, girl, please, kick your shoes off, get cozy, and let’s get ready for four hours of string instruments. We’ve asked Leonardo to sit in the Alicia Viklaundry room, as he was only invited as a joke and his vape pen makes the food go cold. Please, take this Chris Block of cheese to start and prepare to get Fat Damon, eat a Fury Load and make yourself Sicario. En-Joy!

  • Your 2015 Oscar Party Menu In Gifs

    We’ve emptied out the Marion Cabinets and stuffed the Neil Patrick Haggis to the brim, because you are cordially invited to Everything is Slawsome: My Annual Oscar Party Feast. All gifs created by Matt Laud.

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