Predictions for 2011.

My first prediction is that a year from now, New Years Eve 2011 ,when you look back at this list you will shit your pants at its accuracy!

• Miley will have some legal issues and sex with the little Bieber guy.

  

• I will finally leave my not so dreamy boyfriend because he smells like abortion and I am too good for him.

  

• We find out that we have all ready had contact with extra terrestrials.

  

• Julian Assange will meet an untimely death.

  

• Huge earthquake on the West Coast.

  

• Mila Kunis wins an Oscar.

  

• Britney Spears will get married.

  

• I also think Angelina Jolie will die in a plane crash ...but not this year.

  Bust out your crystal ball and add your predictions for 2011 in the comments.