1. He will never leave your side.
Once they like you, they're incredibly loyal.
2. Their sarcasm is unmatched.
3. They know who's boss.
4. They're not afraid to tell it like it is.
5. He won't care what people think.
Teaching you to do the same in the process.
6. They're sophisticated.
You would have a new reading buddy, in the very least.
7. You'd end up feeling like a real witch.
Of course, you secretly hope that one will show up and turn you into Sailor Moon.
8. They know how to throw the best shade.
9. Your cat will know how to respond to ex-lovers.
It knows that you can do better, anyway.
10. He'd always question your judgment.
It'll lead to making better decisions in the long-run.
11. It would keep you on top of your weight loss goals.
12. He'll even go as far as to eat all the food that'll tempt you.
13. However, he might quickly see the downside to this.
Nothing gets by this cat.
14. It won't end up stopping him anyway.
This cat is all about it's own body positivity.
15. You'd have the best protection around.
You'll need it if a virgin ever lights a candle.
16. He would help you on your shopping trips.
The downside might be that all your stuff is cat-themed, but who cares?
17. Forget IT. Your cat would be able to handle all of your computer issues.
You'd never see the blue screen of death ever again.
18. They know the best comebacks.
19. You'd have a new chauffeur.
Is there anything that this cat can't do?
20. They're brave souls.
Your cat would face even the most frightening of dogs.
21. Waking up will never be easier.
Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cat that'll sit on your face every morning?
22. You could go to him for fashion advice.
23. Your apartment will end up being cleaner.
Enough of his side-remarks about the filth will cause you to scrub every inch on a daily basis.
24. They're excellent musicians.
25. You'd never need google translate.
Of course your cat knows multiple languages. It's magical.
26. It'd be the best drinking buddy.
Just make sure not to give him warm milk. He's the designated driver, after all.
27. He'll judge you more hardcore than your mom.
They've mastered the art of tough love.
28. He'll handle all of your finances.
29. Your cat would be up for anything.
After a nice bribing with food, that is.
30. He would throw the best parties.
31. They have their priorities straight.
Your cat will help you focus on what's really important, feeding him, of course.
32. Under that tough exterior, it'll still have a soft side.
After long days, there will be lots of cuddles.
33. You'd never have to worry about him loving another.
That's because you know he can only love himself anyway.
