1. He will never leave your side.
2. Their sarcasm is unmatched.
3. They know who's boss.
4. They're not afraid to tell it like it is.
5. He won't care what people think.
6. They're sophisticated.
7. You'd end up feeling like a real witch.
8. They know how to throw the best shade.
9. Your cat will know how to respond to ex-lovers.
10. He'd always question your judgment.
11. It would keep you on top of your weight loss goals.
12. He'll even go as far as to eat all the food that'll tempt you.
13. However, he might quickly see the downside to this.
14. It won't end up stopping him anyway.
15. You'd have the best protection around.
16. He would help you on your shopping trips.
17. Forget IT. Your cat would be able to handle all of your computer issues.
18. They know the best comebacks.
19. You'd have a new chauffeur.
20. They're brave souls.
21. Waking up will never be easier.
22. You could go to him for fashion advice.
23. Your apartment will end up being cleaner.
24. They're excellent musicians.
25. You'd never need google translate.
26. It'd be the best drinking buddy.
27. He'll judge you more hardcore than your mom.
28. He'll handle all of your finances.
29. Your cat would be up for anything.
30. He would throw the best parties.
31. They have their priorities straight.
32. Under that tough exterior, it'll still have a soft side.
33. You'd never have to worry about him loving another.
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