1. Slip on a pair of the cutest Disney Princess socks to ever roam this Earth.
2. Or opt for more realistic (but no less cute) socks.
3. Pull on a roaring-good pair of half-plain, half-dinosaur tights.
So you can pull your skirt up and scream "DINOSAURS" to random strangers on the street. Or just leave your skirt be and keep their identities safe.
Get them from ModCloth for $14.99.
5. Discreetly pull out an adorable bunny mist throughout the day to freshen up your skin.
6. Down a few shots from a heart-shaped flask while no one's looking.
7. Or show off some hearts on your body with a matching lingerie set.
8. Add an extra flourish to your killer eyeliner with some subtle stamps.
Stamp your face, wrists, butt, whatever. Your body is your canvas.
Get it from Amazon for $9.88. Comes in four stamp options (crescent, heart, pentagram, and plum blossom).
9. Stash your AMEX in a rainbow-maned unicorn cardholder so the magic stays inside your purse.
And not in the wild where greedy humans will want to touch it with their grimy fingers.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10.
10. Travel in cuteness with a neck pillow that's actually a delightful elephant in disguise!
Get it from Amazon for $25.80.
11. Toss in some friendly cactus dryer buddies who promise, despite their appearance, to make your clothes extra pillowy.
13. Store your contacts in a lil' ladybug container to keep them fresh.
14. Let your knees have their spotlight moment with charming animal tights.
15. Spruce up your overgrown flippers with mermaid tail nail clippers.
16. Steal a few glances at a Minnie compact mirror to make sure your post-lunch lipstick hasn't gone haywire.
17. Shimmy on a pretty slip underneath your work attire for a much-needed spark to your daily grind.
18. Tame your rogue eyebrow hairs with some kind babushka tweezers.
19. Arm yourself with a little extra luck with this clover bra and undies set.
21. Pair your dark boots with bright pink Pusheen socks for a sweet contrast.
22. Casually float a mini flower humidifier in an opaque cup of water for some quality desk-side misting.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $14.99.
23. Set your makeup to matte perfection with a Hello Kitty face powder compact.
24. Throw on a navy trenchcoat that's business on the outside and pretty garden party on the inside.
Get it from ModCloth for $149.99.
25. Give your booty a snug hug with a pair of graphic sunset undies.
Get them from Urban Outfitters for $8 (or five for $25).
26. Outfit your boobs with a festive gingerbread bralette because they deserve some friends.
27. Dabble on some sweet-smelling rollerball perfume inspired by Disney's favorite bookworm.
28. Cozy on up with reversible poncho that takes you by surprise with its fuzzy pink sherpa interior.
Get it from Anthropologie for $79.95.