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22 Products People Who Never Leave Their Beds Must Have

Bed is bae and I'm never leaving bae.

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1. This wall tapestry that belongs right above your bed.

2. This rotating cosmos night lamp that'll transform your room into an intergalactic fantasy world.

Get it from Amazon for $14.59.

3. These firefly string lights that will turn any ordinary bed space into an ethereal lounging heaven.

4. This amazingly soft fox pillow warmer to hug and cherish forever.

5. This tablet stand that'll conquer the most uneven and messiest of blanket situations.

6. Or this handy desk for laptops with carvings for heat ventilation, a drawer and space for snacks.

7. This featherbed mattress topper to make your bed even more soft and lovable.

8. Possibly the softest blanket you'll ever wrap yourself in.

9. This huge-ass cinnamon bun plushie* to cuddle and love forever.

10. This perfectly eloquent sleeping mask.

11. This bedside storage caddy to ensure that everything you need is within arm's reach and never further.

12. A short-sleeved satin kimono with pretty lace details to ~wrap yourself in luxury~.

13. Or a plush panda robe to swaddle yourself in.

14. This headband equipped with ultra-thin headphones for comfortable music listening in bed.

15. This gigantic pillow that envelopes your entire body in a little haven of fluff.

The inner, hourglass-like curves provide equal support for your entire back and tummy.

Get it from Amazon for $64.99.

16. Smartphone controlled light bulbs so you don't even have to reach out of bed to turn your light on and off.

17. These handy dandy suspender straps that'll keep your sheets from sliding around.

18. Your doppleganger (a sleeping emoji pillow).

19. This perfect nap shiatsu massager that'll give you way less motivation to ever leave your bed.

20. A Wi-Fi range extender so you can browse the internet to your heart's content in bed.

21. This sunrise-simulating light for a more ~natural~ wake up call than a blaring alarm clock.

File this under "ways to gently coerce your bedridden ass out of bed." ๐Ÿ’ค ๐Ÿ†˜ ๐ŸŒ…

Get it from Amazon for $59.99.

22. This pop-up bed tent for when you really can't be bothered by your roommates.

We are all Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson is all of us.

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