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22 Products People Who Never Leave Their Beds Must Have

Bed is bae and I'm never leaving bae.

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1. This wall tapestry that belongs right above your bed.

Preferred plans, always and forever.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $39.

2. This rotating cosmos night lamp that'll transform your room into an intergalactic fantasy world.

Get it from Amazon for $14.59.

3. These firefly string lights that will turn any ordinary bed space into an ethereal lounging heaven.

Get them from Urban Outfitters for $28.

4. This amazingly soft fox pillow warmer to hug and cherish forever.

Lots of lazy Sunday afternoons about to be spent with this guy.

Get it from Amazon for $49.99.

5. This tablet stand that'll conquer the most uneven and messiest of blanket situations.

Beds were meant for: 1) sleeping 2) marathoning shows.

Get it from Amazon for $40.

6. Or this handy desk for laptops with carvings for heat ventilation, a drawer and space for snacks.

Get it from Amazon for $32.99.

7. This featherbed mattress topper to make your bed even more soft and lovable.

Your bed can and must be softer. Always. ☁️ ☁️ ☁️

Get it from Saks Off Fifth for $49+.

8. Possibly the softest blanket you'll ever wrap yourself in.

I've become a burrito and I'm never changing back into a human.

Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

9. This huge-ass cinnamon bun plushie* to cuddle and love forever.

*see important/related gif at the end of the post.

Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

10. This perfectly eloquent sleeping mask.


Get it from Amazon for $5.55.

11. This bedside storage caddy to ensure that everything you need is within arm's reach and never further.

Getting up from my bed is literally my worst nightmare. 😱

Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

12. A short-sleeved satin kimono with pretty lace details to ~wrap yourself in luxury~.

Upgrade that oversized t-shirt you got for free at some random event for this silky AF number.

Get it from H&M for $29.99.

13. Or a plush panda robe to swaddle yourself in.

🐼 🐼 🐼

Get it from Amazon for $27.99.

14. This headband equipped with ultra-thin headphones for comfortable music listening in bed.

Also helps block out unwanted roommate snoring/general noises and doubles as a sleep mask. 🎶 💤 😌

Get it from Amazon for $17.97.

15. This gigantic pillow that envelopes your entire body in a little haven of fluff.

The inner, hourglass-like curves provide equal support for your entire back and tummy.

Get it from Amazon for $64.99.

16. Smartphone controlled light bulbs so you don't even have to reach out of bed to turn your light on and off.

You can even change the light color, schedule pre-set times and sync light to your favorite music. 💡 ⚪️ 🔴 🔵

Get it from Amazon for $30.95 (7.0 watts) or $40 (10.0 watts).

17. These handy dandy suspender straps that'll keep your sheets from sliding around.


Get them from Amazon for $15.99.

18. Your doppleganger (a sleeping emoji pillow).

Get it from Amazon for $3.89.

19. This perfect nap shiatsu massager that'll give you way less motivation to ever leave your bed.

Get it from Brookstone for $129.

20. A Wi-Fi range extender so you can browse the internet to your heart's content in bed.

Ain't nobody got time for bedroom dead zones.

Get it from Amazon for $32.99.

21. This sunrise-simulating light for a more ~natural~ wake up call than a blaring alarm clock.

File this under "ways to gently coerce your bedridden ass out of bed." 💤 🆘 🌅

Get it from Amazon for $59.99.

22. This pop-up bed tent for when you really can't be bothered by your roommates.

*hideaway mode activated* 🙈

Get it from Amazon for $129.99+.

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