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26 Products For Fancy People Who Are Also Totally Lazy

When you're a potato who likes nice things.

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1. An ultra-soft faux fur blanket that will never leave your (home)body.

NEVER, I do declare.

Get it from Amazon for $29.99+. / Available in nine colors.

2. Luxe 24-karat gold foil sheet masks for a ridiculously classy Cleopatra-style facial that WON'T run you a $750 bill.

They come in little individual squares that you just peel off directly onto your face. Annnnd they're also edible, so they're perfect for fancy cupcake toppers and the like.

Get a set of 20 sheets from Amazon for $10.30.

3. And pure silk pillowcases that care for your hair and skin while you sleep. / Via

Silk is hypoallergenic, breathable, and known to smooth hair and skin during sleep.

Get it on Amazon for $19.99+. Available in 23 colors and seven sizes.

4. Delicate white rose string lights to create an optimal atmosphere for ~refined lounging~.

Get them from Amazon for $3.93.

5. A pink-speckled bath soak that's basically the key to French femme confidence and pose.

It contains organic oils and a whole bunch of salts (to be exact, Himalayan Pink Salt, French Sea Salt, Epsom Salt, Dead Sea Salt, and Pacific Sea Salt) for many wonderful, mind-clearing baths. 💆

Get it from French Girl Organics on Etsy for $18 or from Amazon for $24.

6. A sound therapy pillow to lull you to sleep with the ambient sound of your choice.

Built-in speakers have 10 integrated sounds that shut off in 15, 30, or 45 minutes. Or, plug in your iPhone for a wider range of sounds, music, or meditation guides.

Get it from Amazon for $59.90.

7. A rose petal face mask that regenerates skin cells while you watch reruns.

Get it from Aerie for $4.95.

8. A Library Collection soy candle that sets the mood by paying tribute to scholars.

Candles come in "scents" named after the author of each candle's quote.

Get it from Amazon for $19.11. / Also available in Charles Dickens, Edgar Allen Poe, and Mark Twain.

9. A pair of personalized pencils with your name in gold, like it *should* be.

Get it from Breakout Press Co on Etsy for $2.25+ (two-pack) or $7 (six-pack).

10. A starry, silky, and light-as-air kimono jacket for a criminally stylish method of wearing PJs in public.

Swish, swish, you got places to be.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $79. / One size.

11. A plush neck pillow or pair of footies with removable lavender and flaxseed inserts that can be heated or chilled for a makeshift spa night.

Bonus: Apply lotion before putting the footies on for even more ~relaxation~ (and moisturizing).

Get the velvet neck pillow from Nordstrom for $44 and the footies from Nordstrom for $38. Both items are available in different designs, which you can see here.

12. Crochet over-the-knee socks for a little extra coverage during awkward, transitional weather.

When the simplest items in your closet have high style payoff for little effort = lazy girl's dream. 👌

Get a pair from Urban Outfitters for $14 or two for $20. / One size. / Available in three colors.

13. Eye-catching metallic Birkenstocks that don't leave your footsies squealing in pain after running a few errands.

The soft footbed design adds a layer of foam on top of the signature contoured cork footbed for extra cushioning (and extra happiness/sighs of relief).

Get them from Free People or Nordstrom for $135. / Sizes 6–11 / Available in seven colors.

14. Satiny sleep masks for staying chic even during shut-eye.

It's nighttime when YOU say it's nighttime.

Get the first one from Nordstrom for $18 and the second one from H&M for $6.99.

15. A faux sheepskin rug that treats toesies to the *finer things*.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $49.

16. A monthly haul of high-end beauty goods you never have to leave the house for.

Get a combination of full-size beauty and hair products — and additional samples from emerging brands and new releases to try — sent to your doorstep every month for one low cost.

Subscriptions to Glossybox start at $17.50/month.

17. A smiling purple macaron pillow worthy of your love and squishes for life.

Don't you feel more at peace already? ☺️

Get it from Modcloth for $39.99.

18. Hair accessories that make the mundane (but very necessary) task of keeping your hair out of your face ~glam~ and ~attention-grabbing~.

Get the bow tie headwrap from Forever 21 for $3.90 and the faux-fur hair tie from Forever 21 for $2.90.

19. Luxury pajama separates in classic cotton or gentle silk you'll wear night to day...and back to night.

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For those times you absolutely HAVE to leave the house.

Get loungewear — including tanks, tees, and undies — from Sleepy Jones, starting at $24.

20. Sheer high-waisted undies gussied up with velvet dots for ~granny panty comfort~, but like, the sexy kind.

Get it from & Other Stories for $20.

21. A posh sleeping bag modeled after Parisian petticoats, because you're the fanciest slumber party participant out there.

Get it from PB Teen for $169.

Pair it with a pink mermaid-inspired scalloped pillow cover from PB Teen for $39.50.

22. A *wildly* cozy faux lamb fur pillow that softens the room.

Get it from Aerie for $39. Available in white and mint.

23. Silky, ruffled lounge shorts with a stretchy waistband capable of withstanding copious amounts of takeout.

Bring on the pad thai, dumplings, and tom yum soup. And an entire pizza on the side.

Get it from Free People for $58. / Sizes XS–L. / Available in nine colors.

24. And a sophisticated sofa pet bed for your furbaby, who's living *the life* right alongside you.

Get it on Amazon for $101.57.

When you're a classy 🤑baller🤑 like Tom Haverford, but love burrowing yourself into a sea of soft pillows.


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