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26 Products For Fancy People Who Are Also Totally Fucking Lazy

When you're a potato who likes nice things.

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2. Luxe 24-karat gold foil sheet masks for a ridiculously classy Cleopatra-style facial that WON'T run you a $750 bill.

They come in little individual squares that you just peel off directly onto your face. Annnnd they're also edible, so they're perfect for fancy cupcake toppers and the like.

Get a set of 20 sheets from Amazon for $10.30.


5. A pink-speckled bath soak that's basically the key to French femme confidence and pose.

It contains organic oils and a whole bunch of salts (to be exact, Himalayan Pink Salt, French Sea Salt, Epsom Salt, Dead Sea Salt, and Pacific Sea Salt) for many wonderful, mind-clearing baths. 💆

Get it from French Girl Organics on Etsy for $18 or from Amazon for $24.

6. A sound therapy pillow to lull you to sleep with the ambient sound of your choice.

Built-in speakers have 10 integrated sounds that shut off in 15, 30, or 45 minutes. Or, plug in your iPhone for a wider range of sounds, music, or meditation guides.

Get it from Amazon for $59.90.

7. A rose petal face mask that regenerates skin cells while you watch reruns.


11. A plush neck pillow or pair of footies with removable lavender and flaxseed inserts that can be heated or chilled for a makeshift spa night.

Bonus: Apply lotion before putting the footies on for even more ~relaxation~ (and moisturizing).

Get the velvet neck pillow from Nordstrom for $44 and the footies from Nordstrom for $38. Both items are available in different designs, which you can see here.


12. Crochet over-the-knee socks for a little extra coverage during awkward, transitional weather.

When the simplest items in your closet have high style payoff for little effort = lazy girl's dream. 👌

Get a pair from Urban Outfitters for $14 or two for $20. / One size. / Available in three colors.

13. Eye-catching metallic Birkenstocks that don't leave your footsies squealing in pain after running a few errands.

The soft footbed design adds a layer of foam on top of the signature contoured cork footbed for extra cushioning (and extra happiness/sighs of relief).

Get them from Free People or Nordstrom for $135. / Sizes 6–11 / Available in seven colors.

15. A faux sheepskin rug that treats toesies to the *finer things*.


16. A monthly haul of high-end beauty goods you never have to leave the house for.

Get a combination of full-size beauty and hair products — and additional samples from emerging brands and new releases to try — sent to your doorstep every month for one low cost.

Subscriptions to Glossybox start at $17.50/month.

19. Luxury pajama separates in classic cotton or gentle silk you'll wear night to day...and back to night.

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For those times you absolutely HAVE to leave the house.

Get loungewear — including tanks, tees, and undies — from Sleepy Jones, starting at $24.


23. Silky, ruffled lounge shorts with a stretchy waistband capable of withstanding copious amounts of takeout.

Bring on the pad thai, dumplings, and tom yum soup. And an entire pizza on the side.

Get it from Free People for $58. / Sizes XS–L. / Available in nine colors.


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