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1. Incredibly endearing mugs that map out the anatomy of a parent's heart because the holidays aren't already enough of a love/sob fest.
Mom's "center of strength" 😠😠ðŸ˜
Get them from Uncommon Goods for $18 each.
2. A cheerful cactus lamp hoping to nip the whole "prickly personality" stereotype in the bud.
"I'm just happy to be here! I don't even need watering! Wow, I'm just like so low-maintenance and friendly."
Get it from Firebox for $53.49.
3. A Disney Tsum Tsum advent calendar so the whole gang can help count down to the merriest day of the year!
Promising review: "My usually sophisticated 12-year-old granddaughter requested this darling calendar and sends me a video every day when she opens each one (even though I only live a few blocks away). It really is a hit and her delight makes me smile." —Mrs. Wiggins
Get it from Amazon for $37.99.
4. A rosy-cheeked unicorn just looking to help out around the house, whether it's puffing out a cool mist to counteract heater-induced dry air or proudly displaying succulents for all to see.
5. Or plushy light-up slippers that are so damn magical, your friends may never wear non-unicorn ones ever again.
6. A dangerously cute subscription box for sticker and stationery addicts to customize away.
Each box includes five or more sticker sheets, a bag of sticker flakes, and sometimes an extra stationery item. Orders placed between Dec. 1–10 will be shipped on Dec. 11, and orders placed between Dec. 11–21 will be shipped on Dec. 22.
Get it from Stickii Club on Cratejoy for $10+ per month (available in cute, retro, and pop styles).
7. Dependable custom vinyl stickers of a precious pupper's beautiful mug to put on other mugs (...like drinkware, but feel free to stick 'em on human faces too!).
Promising review: "I bought a sheet about two years ago and the sticker (of my dog Romeo) is still on my coffee mug to this day - after daily washes. I never need to worry about someone taking my coffee cup at work — Romeo keeps an eye on it!" —Nicholas M. Mattera
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
8. A blubbery blue whale that flips inside out and — wait for it — converts into a soft neck pillow perfect for weary travelers.
Promising review: "My daughter was flying alone for the first time so we surprised her with this; we thought it would be a cute gift to ease any nervousness she may have had, but we were honestly surprised at how comfortable and well-made it was. After flipping back and forth several times, the bear looked exactly the same (we assumed it would be at least a little misshapen) and the neck pillow was surprisingly comfortable and soft. I'm tempted to get one for myself for my next trip abroad, as my daughter is never letting go of hers." —Jennifer Pfeffer
Get it from ModCloth for $25 or Amazon for $30 (also available in four other animals on Amazon for $25+).
9. A 7-quart, Pixar-themed slow cooker any Disneyphile would be googly-eyed over.
PS: Hand wash only!
Promising review: "I am a Disney Pixar fan in the truest form and I finally have a slow cooker that meets not only my cooking needs, but my passion. The pictures are so cute and my favorite parts are those you can't really see in the photos. The handle is like the ball you see in several films and the temperature dial looks like the rocket from the Toy Story pizza place." —Jenn C.R.
Get it from BoxLunch for $32.17, Amazon for $35, or Walmart for $35.
10. A compact detangling brush that — *bites into it* — is in fact inedible (hey, I just wanted to make sure; I hear lavender macarons are delicious).
And there's a handy mirror to admire your knot-free hair in.
Promising review: "I have super long and curly hair and this is the only brush that detangles my hair without ripping it out or damaging it in the process. It only takes one or two passes through my hair to completely smooth any knots. It works great on dry or wet hair and I have seen a major reduction in frizz since using it. Doesn't hurt that it is super cute either!" —Teesha
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $14 (two colors).
11. Whiskered faux suede flats always trying to find the longest walking routes possible — yes, they're quite selfish and want as many people to notice them as possible.
I personally love these so much and wore my pair basically every day for a year until the harsh NYC streets (and my harsh-no-matter-the-weather attitude) wore them out. :[
Get them from ModCloth for $59 (sizes 5–11 and three colors).
12. A ridiculously soft throw blanket that marries three of life's greatest treasures: naps, Pusheen, and snacks.
13. A pastel fambam of curvy makeup sponges clearly too foxy to resist!
For ~fox~ sake, Beautyblenders aren't the only sponges worth having. Especially when they don't have packaging that's nearly as cute as this!
Promising review: "The makeup sponges are soft and bouncy on the skin, they work very well and the shape makes them easy to hold. The bigger size is perfect for foundation, the smaller size for concealer, and I use the medium size when traveling to do both." —MarianneEm
Get it from Sephora for $18.
14. Adventurous Doug- and Pusheen-printed pillowcases to instantly transport their owner off to the land of zzz's.
15. A delightful bubble wrap calendar for daily life-sized pops of satisfaction — and yes, there are a few extra bubbles for especially tough/stressful days.
Promising review: "I have used these for years and everyone in my office thinks it is so cool, so I bought one as my secret Santa gift this year. The man who got it was thrilled and several others were definitely envious." —Paul T. Beetem
Get it from Amazon for $25.
16. Festive dangly earrings that know how to get the party started, because once you start wearing them, you'll find yourself right in the middle of the dance floor.
You don't remember how or when, but there you are! Just go with the beat.
Get them from Ban.do for $30 (also available in "Happy Hour").
17. A perky corgi pillow that's perfect for #tongueouttuesday and totally ready for lots of cuddles on cuddles.
Cause let's be real, what else *really* requires your time?
Get it from Thousand Skies on Etsy for $30 (also available in a giant version for $65).
18. A teensy-tiny office supplies kit that stays contained within its little box instead of wreaking havoc around unsuspecting fingers.
19. A brontosaurus-meets-NYC–themed set of liquid eyeshadows and lip balm for a look that's obviously ~too cool for school~. 😉
The eyeshadows are lavender, peach gold, and bronze, and the lip balm is lavender. Lovely!
Promising review (for the lip balm): "After finishing my YSL Sheer Candy, I decided to find something else that would give me the same sheer tint at a lower price. I ordered my first a couple weeks ago, and I am already deciding to buy the entire collection. You only need to apply a thin layer on your lips in the morning and the color will last you the entire day, after meals and drinks too. If you use it once a day every day​, this balm will last you for months." —HonestR
Get the set from Nordstrom for $35. You can also buy the lip balm and eye shadows separately for $15 and $18.
21. The tiniest of microphones for an impromptu phone-powered karaoke session anywhere you go!
22. Expressive bunny lip glosses that will absolutely not entertain any "forgot to moisturize" bullshit.
Can't disappoint them now, can we?
Get them from Soko Glam for $8 each (currently available in four shades).
23. Chibi-style Harry Potter playing cards ~seeking~ after your heart — see Harry's expression? He's determined.
Get them from Amazon for $8.65.
24. A furry llama doorstop that doubles as an accent decor piece, pretend pet, second opinion giver, etc.
Promising review: "This is so soft and cuddly and adorable it might be hard to leave it sitting on the floor!" —Teeb
Get it from Uncommon Goods for $32.
25. A delightful Artemis pocket tee unable to hide its excitement about fighting evil with you.
Get it from DorkyPop for $32 (unisex sizes XS–2XL and two colors).
26. A gold wire wall hook that probably drew inspiration from Lin-Manuel Miranda's Tony Awards speech, because obviously.
Promising review: "Absolutely gorgeous and easy to put up. Worth the price." —Amrita2302
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.
27. A pair of Totoro and soot sprite hand towels for functional hand- and dish-wiping doses of CUTENESS!
Get it from BoxLunch for $22.90.
28. An adorable otter pin that currently holds the gold medal in the newly minted Olympic sport of handholding while floating in water.
Look it up!
Get it from Boygirlparty for $12.
29. A heaping triple scoop of cat-berry ice cream to ~patch~ up your boring jacket emergencies.
Promising review: "I had a hole in my favorite sweater and this looks so cute on it. Sweater fixed and twice as adorable!" —merriejayne
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
30. A fruit-tastic art print that immortalizes the sloth party of the century: None of the attendees left even as the music was ~slowly~ dying down!
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