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1.A gaggle of kitchen gadgets and tools (19 to be exact) to keep your kitchen in cheerful and upbeat spirits as you embark on your quest for home chef domination.
2.Slightly diabolic bottle openers you shouldn't get too close to — I hear they have very sharp teeth that like to snack on human fingers.
3.A avo-wonderful cutting board with enough healthy fats to keep you full till the next meal (aka second lunch).
4.Silicone trivets that'll blossom right before your eyes — who knew your kitchen would be the birthplace of delicious meals *and* kitchen accessories?
5.A hyped hand sign ice cube tray to keep your drinks more ~rock n' roll~ and less ~country road~.
6.A minty fresh electric matcha whisk for your very own freshly-brewed matcha lattes to rival your local cafe's — or you can froth up milk, blend dressings, and more!
7.Tiny snails that'll be mightier than they seem — thanks to them, you'll never have to dip your fingers into your cup to retrieve your fallen tea bags.
8.A sunny, flippable omelette maker for pockets of protein-infused sunshine every morning.
9.Or if you prefer your eggs whole (hard boiled or soft boiled, perhaps), a cute and space-saving egg cooker guaranteed to hatch an award-winning breakfast — besides the six-egg tray, it also comes with a poaching tray, measuring cup, and omelette tray! The possibilities are endless!
10.An 11-piece cookware set as blue as they come — plus, it's dishwasher-safe and has nonstick diamond reinforced coating, dual riveted handles that'll always stay cool, and heavy gauge forged aluminum to guarantee ~optimum~ heat distribution. #levelup
11.A dishwasher-safe flat colander that'll fit perfectly at the bottom or edges of your sink to wash and prep food and catch peelings or worktop waste — no more scraping dirty peels by hand!
12.A three-in-one breakfast station for the multitasking expert you are meant to be — all the more time to stare out the window and write the next great American novel!
13.A bright dishwasherrack that might just make your no-dishwasher existence a lot less miserable — it's a hard thing to accomplish, but someone's gotta try.
14.Precious unicorn measuring cups to sort out 1/4 cup, 1/2 cup, 1/3 cup, and 1 cup portions during your baking endeavors — plus, their cute lil' horns double as a perfect no-mess spout for easy liquid transfer.
15.A customizable or preset cookie stamp so you can always put in your two cents ("love you," "fuck you," "eat me," etc.) when it comes to the food you make.
16.Chatty latex gloves that double as puppeteer practice while scrubbing your days-old bowls clean — and during breaks, they always ~dish out~ the juiciest gossip.
17.Casserole carriers to bring all of your greatest hits to your friends' dinner parties time and time again — and to endless buckets of praise, of course.
18.Wispy oven mitts, which tend to face life with the "fight fire with fire" attitude — it might not be the healthiest outlook, but hey, it works really well in this case!
19.A book sure to inspire you to admire the everyday foods that surround your kitchen (and stomach) — hello, gorgeous, artful arrangements!
20.A fiery red homemade tortilla kit to take Taco Tuesday to the next damn level — yes, the chile habanero sauce pictured is included.
21.A ~cheery~ and petite stovetop coffee maker for your morning caffeine fix in a flash — and yes, it doesn't judge if that sometimes means downing three cups of espresso in a row.
22.A set of rainbow knives, unmatched in their abilities to cut through foods like butter and spellbind users.
24.A mini ceramic honey pot (and bumbly wooden dipper) if you just need an occasional drop or two to accompany your tea or peanut butter sandwich, or just to eat by itself.
25.Stunning Henri Matisse-inspired dessert plates, which belong in an art museum with a dazzling spotlight shining upon them 24/7 — please hold for their agent before speaking any further.
26.A four-piece silicone spatula/spoon set that'll love spending their days dipping in boiling pots of water and greasy pans — they're heat-resistant up to 400 degrees after all.
27.A hoppy bag opener whose special talents include slicing satisfying clean lines and sticking to fridges in its downtime.
28.Pastel non-stick silicone ramekins that'll work just as great inside the oven for scrumptious batches of souffles, creme brulees, and dips (but the list goes on) as they do out — i.e. heat up baby food in boiling water!
29.A nifty spaghetti measurer with portions for kids, adults, and "I could eat a horse" portions for especially hangry times.
30.Vibrant colorblocked towels to help you clean up all of the inevitable spells and mishaps you'll encounter.
31.A speckled ceramic soup mug that'll look a hell of a lot classier sitting in the ole office fridge than a Campbell's Soup on the Go — and it's microwave, dishwasher, and oven safe up to 375 degrees!
32.A handy stainless steel and glass canister set to save your pantry with disarray — hello, airtight seals to help essentials like sugar, flour, coffee, and cereals stay fresh and dry!
33.A psychedelic cocktail set that'll harnesses the knowledge of mixologists all across the world and other miscellaneous elements unbeknownst to man to create cocktails that are truly 🌟 out of this world 🌟.
34.Celestial coasters a mastermind probably crafted by harvesting crystals from deep within the earth, cracking them open, and engraving them within these delicate squares — it's a given that you'll want a set for every room in the house.
35.A classy quartet of floral mugs neatly stacked within a gold wire stand to make staying organized look sexy.
36.Or a casually adorable Kiki's Delivery Service themed pitcher set that'll perfectly house four 4" diameter cups for your kawaii drinking pleasure.
Jiji's so excited! You have to buy all the things!
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