Hi and hello! We're gathered here today to witness my figurative and not-dramatic-at-all death, thanks to the surprise drop of BTS's "Black Swan" music video.
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Big Hit, I assume you'll cover the funeral costs? Thanks, much appreciated!
Because I simply don't have the words to do this music video justice, I've completed the very hard and rigorous task of rounding up the best tweets:
1. I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?
This map is a scam! #BlackSwan
Big Hit's staff is probably lol-ing at us right this very second. (But also, pssst, what else ya got coming?)
2. Warning: The next few tweets might make Jimin your BTS bias. I don't make the rules, he does.
JIMIN PERFECT DANCER PLS #BlackSwan
I'd like to thank Jimin's mom and dad for all those years he spent honing his contemporary dance skills, because we are TRULY BLESSED to witness them.
3.
PARK JIMIN OWNS THIS MV. ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHT
Jimin's got jams!
4.
PARK JIMIN, ARE WE KIDDING!!! #BlackSwan
*watches on loop all day*
5.
Jimin’s wings open. Me: @BTS_twt #blackswanmv
6. We have officially entered the appreciation (thirst) tweets section of this post:
CAN KIM TAEHYUNG PLEASE JUST STEP ON ME ?!??? #BlackSwan
Honestly, they knew the thirst tweets would be a-comin'.
7.
What did I do to deserve this #BlackSwan @BTS_twt
Jungkook really likes to free float — see 1:20 in "Blood, Sweat & Tears" and the very beginning of this live performance, and we love to see it! Every time, in fact!
8.
Namjoon stans... are y’all still alive and doing alright after this? #BlackSwan #blackswanmv
I'm dead just at the sight of those earrings, tbh. They really...are doing something.
9.
Kim Seokjin sheer shirt is trending in Korea 김석진 시스루!!! The power Seokjin holds! 💜 He is THAT impactful! 💜🎉✊🏼 #blackswanmv @BTS_twt #방탄소년단 #진 #석진 #방탄소년단진 #방탄진 #JIN #SEOKJIN #BTSJIN
Imagine making your undershirt trend. The power.
10.
I'm afraid of the man he's becoming. Someone stop him before I d word #BlackSwan #BlackSwanMV
AZN squat royalty.
11.
JUNG HOSEOK SNAPPEDT LOOK AT THAT GOD TIER VISUALS SHT #BlackSwan
He's really giving us Oscar-worthy stares and confrontation!
12. As much as I'd love to talk solely about the MEN, let's direct our attention back to the video:
JUNGKOOK WATCHING HIS SHADOW DISSAPEAR. YUP HE WON! HE ACCEPTED HIMSELF AND NOW THE SHADOW IS NO LONGER A THREAT TO HIM! THIS PART GAVE ME CHILLS! #BlackSwan #BlackSwanMV #BlackSwanOfficialMV
I low-key got chills at this part. Bye, shadows!
13.
I’m quaking. #BlackSwan #BlackSwanMV #blackswanmvoutnow @BTS_twt
This Natalie Portman Black Swan crossover is way too eerie! But I can't stop watching it. 👀
14.
Blood sweat & tears and Black swan vibes. #BlackSwan @BTS_twt
15.
THIS IS LIKE ALL I CAN SEE WHEN I LOOK AT THIS #BlackSwan #blackswanmv
16.
The shooting location is amazingly beautiful ✨ #BlackSwan @BTS_twt
Whoever scouted this location (which is apparently the Los Angeles Theater), thanks for finding my future wedding venue.
17.
“THE BLACK SWAN THEORY, IS A METAPHOR THAT DESCRIBES AN EVENT THAT COMES AS A SURPRISE” I GUESS THIS IS WHY BH DROPPED THE BLACK SWAN MV OUT PF NOWHERE!! SURPRISE MFS #BLACKSWAN
The screenshot reads: "The black swan theory or theory of black swan events is a metaphor that describes an event that comes as a surprise, has a major effect, and is often inappropriately rationalized after the fact with the benefit of hindsight." That being said, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
18. In conclusion...
no one: literally no one: bighit: *drops #blackswanmv out of nowhere* armys:
I'm year of the rooster. This tweet is literally me.
After you've had your fix, rewatch BTS's first and live performance on The Late Late Show with James Corden:
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And the "Black Swan" art film performed by MN Dance Company:
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The grand trilogy!