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1. A belly-up hedgehog wall tapestry that might be the cutest one in existence.
It's always snuggle time.
Get it from Gaynor Carradice on Society6 for $39+.
2. Clever wooden coasters that make your drink look like it belongs in a superhero comic.
KA-POW. 💥
Get it from FireFeatherDesign on Etsy for $11.97+.
3. A colorful sleep mask that comes in handy when you need some intense shut eye.
To make up for all of those nights you were totally nocturnal. Just like hedgehogs.
Get it from Wen's CITY CANDii on Amazon Handmade for $13.99.
4. Fuzzy mittens that will make winter *that* much more bearable.
Cold weather turns me into a *prickly* human being who hates everything.
Get them from Amazon for $4.49.
5. Stackable hedgehog measuring cups that you'll want to keep on the countertop permanently.
6. A pouch depicting the truest form of unrequited love, brought to you by a hedgehog's quills.
What's a few thousand quills? Balloons are wimps.
Get it from Milkyprint on Society6 for $14+.
7. A tiny hedgie who just wants to spent its days curled around your finger.
He has an excellent grip (on your heart).
Get it from MaryLouBangkok on Etsy for $79.
8. Dryer balls that will leave your clothes extra soft and wrinkle/static free.
9. A quaint ceramic trinket dish outfitted with a loving mommy and baby hedgehog duo.
Get it from Natvasclay on Amazon Handmade for $48.
Also available in white (with a blue center).
10. A compact toothbrush holder that adheres to your bathroom wall for easy access.
Please stop leaving your toothbrush on the dirty bathroom counter.
Get it from Amazon for $6.99.
11. An upcycled wool pincushion that doesn't mind being poked whatsoever.
What colorful ~quills~ you have.
Get it from greenchildcreations on Etsy for $19.
12. A cute storage box with a hedgehog giving some major side eye (to the mess on your floor).
For the love of hedgehogs, pick up your things!
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
13. A minimalistic rubber stamp that does your greetings for you.
14. A whimsical pillow featuring a hedgehog looking for some adventure (and perhaps more balloons).
No hugs here either 😞 (please keep up with my intra-post references).
Get it from Nordstrom for $30.
15. Multicolored stud earrings that invoke high levels of cute aggression.
I just wanna *boop* that lil' nose.
Get them from lacravatteduchien on Etsy for $11.40.
16. Spiky lip balms that will smooth out the edges and dry creases in your pout.
Sometimes you have to expect the opposite of what you see.
Get a set of two from World Market for $7.98.
17. A simple mug where you'll find a tumbling hedgehog from every angle.
They see me rollin'...just had to.
Get it from GreyBunnyPaperie on Etsy for $16+.
18. Delightful socks speckled with hedgehogs chasing daisies to wear when you need a surefire mood boost.
19. A dainty rose gold necklace that comes equipped with a short, inspirational poem.
20. Charming hedgehog-themed clothing for the animal-loving little ones in your life.
21. Unnaturally colorful hedgehogs who are surely never, ever late.
22. An array* of hedgehogs cleverly disguised as cacti, like the sneaky creatures they are.
*A group of hedgehogs is actually called an array.
You're welcome for this very important fact.
Get it from thepurplehedgehog on Etsy for $6.75+.
23. A teensy hedgehog who's temporarily traded its quills in for toothpicks.
24. A playful onesie with a prominent snout (for sniffing treats, obviously).
But I guess you have your own nose for that.
Get it from Amazon for $65.
25. A fantastic purple shower curtain that will surely inspire some deep thoughts.
Get it from KiraKiraDoodles on Society6 for $68+.
26. A prickly hedgehog who will easily destroy — I mean, grate anything it touches.
For the *finest* cheese you've ever seen.
Get it from Amazon for $13.95.
27. Stickers that are too pure and lovely *not* to stick on everything you own.
28. A polite canvas tote to go with your "hello" stamp from #13.
29. A glossy hedgehog who faithfully collects your pencils when it's not roaming around to find food.
Ok, I get that it's technically labeled as a porcupine, but its appearance is ambiguous enough to pass as a hedgehog.
Get it from Uncommon Goods for $19.
30. A hedgehog anatomy phone case so you can educate people on this very important scientific matter on the fly.
Forgot the tiny ~noise sleuthers~. Hedgehogs have poor eyesight and rely on their mighty hearing to scout out both prey and predators. 💨 👂
Get it from Sophie Corrigan on Society6 for $35.
31. A book filled to the brim with fanciful, beautiful shots of one especially photogenic hedgehog.
32. A rather peaceful-looking planter who has probably seen its fair share of shrubbery.
With so many years of experience, a nap is totally warranted.
Get it from Barruntando on Etsy for $20.51.
33. A painless embroidery kit for making your very own stuffed hedgehog.
Get it from Modcloth for $21.99.
If it's sold out, check out this needle felting kit from Uncommon Goods (also beginner-level).
34. Little silver hedgehogs who look like they're about to fight one another.
*soul melts*
