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    Kanye West's Guide To Parenting

    He's watchin' his kid crawlin' on tha flooooor.

    1. Demonstrating what should not happen until his child is an adult:

    2. REALLY getting into that demonstration:

    3. Teaching his child what symbol to hold up if they ever lose each other in a crowded area:

    4. Revealing to his child that there is a possibility that he is a distant relative of Bill Cosby:

    5. Desperately attempting to keep his cool after his child TPs him:

    6. Trying to explain that he doesn't want his daughter growing up too fast:

    7. Teaching her the art of humility:

    8. Responding to his child's statement that Eminem is the best rapper OF ALL TIME:

    9. Being the most embarrassing/coolest dad EVER on Halloween:

    10. Reacting to a B+ on his daughter's history exam:

    11. Responding to being called a "big meanie" for putting her in time out:

    12. Giving his daughter her first allowance:

    13. Teaching his child about the aspects of humanity:

    14. Answering his child's request to borrow his Horus chain:

    15. Responding to the question of "What is mom famous for?"

    16. In summary, this is how he feels about the fact that a miniature version of himself now exists: