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Posted on Sep 17, 2015

Are These Pumpkin Spice Products Real Or Fake?

Go home, Pumpkin Spice. You're drunk.

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  1. Can you freshen your breath with a gourd?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    NO. Pumpkin spice breath, no.

  2. Can you pumpkin-ify your breakfast sandwich?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    But really, the question is: Should you?

  3. Is pumpkin spice a sporty thirst quencher?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Because that would be disgusting.

  4. Can you eat pumpkin spice in tube meat form?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    I mean, go ahead. It's your life.

  5. Can you stick pumpkin spice up your hoo-ha?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Come on.

  6. Can you fake-butter your toast with fake pumpkins?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Fake butter + fake pumpkin = REAL

  7. Pumpkin-spice potato chips: A thing that exists?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Given the current state of things, this isn't even that weird anymore.

  8. Can you chew on "layers" of pumpkin spice, whatever that means?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    So you CAN have pumpkin spice breath after all.

  9. Can you cure your seasonal sinus issues with pumpkins?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    But the flu shot WILL be pumpkin-spice scented this year.

  10. Capri Sun: Will it pumpkin?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    No one has put fake pumpkin in our favorite juice bag... yet.

  11. Does this make you want to go wild with the baby carrots?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    This is a very authentic Middle Eastern food.

  12. Peanut butter and jelly and pumpkin: possible?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    What a world.

  13. Can you get drunk on pumpkin spice Four Loko?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    This was a hoax. BUT pumpkin-spice vodka does exist, so your dreams of a pumpkin-spice hangover can be realized.

Photo credits

1. Buzzfeed; 2. Thomas English Muffins; 3. Buzzfeed; 4. Reddit; 5. BuzzFeed; 6. Country Crock; 7. Popsugar; 8. Randuwa; 9. BuzzFeed; 10. BuzzFeed; 11. Food & Wine; 12. Amazon; 13. Four Loko/Gawker