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Let us all remember the good times we spent Facebook stalking.
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Facebook stalking touched us all, whether young or old.
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It often reminded us why we broke up with anyone in the first place.
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Sure, sometimes there would be roadblocks to stalking.
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Perhaps your ex blocked you. That doesn't mean there weren't other victories.
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And besides, there were always ways around being blocked.
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We would always find a way to Facebook stalk, no matter how weird it might have felt.
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Of course, Facebook stalking wasn't perfect. Sometimes it made us feel like we were in hell.
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Often Facebook stalking would happen whether we wanted to or not. Facebook stalking was like that: addictive, tumultuous.
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Sure you could always delete Facebook. But did any of us really want to?
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Let us remember, we stalk and we get stalked in return. This is the circle of Facebook life.
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Sure, there were some unhappy times, but they were few and far between.
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Remember the time we spent with Facebook stalking, eating ice cream and listening to Drake? Happy memories.
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This one's for you, Facebook stalking *pours one out*
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Thank you, Facebook stalking, for helping us find closure in our relationships.
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You made us feel special. You made us feel needed.
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Goodbye Facebook stalking. May you rest in peace.
