1.
You're always wearing what you're looking for.
2.
Your phone knows where it is more often than you do.
3.
Losing your phone is the worst feeling in the world.
5.
And it's definitely not your fault.
7.
You often need humor to calm yourself down when you can't find anything.
8.
You see everything through the "where is it" filter.
9.
You wish you could put tracking info on everything you own.
10.
You don't own anything nice because you automatically lose it.
11.
Seriously, you shouldn't own nice things.
12.
Sometimes you think things are lost but they are really RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
13.
You see a sign of a missing dog and think "same."
14.
You know when you lose something, it's time to leave.
15.
You need a significant other that can find all of your misplaced belongings.
16.
You tend to just buy new clothes rather than find the buried clothes you already have.