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11 Things On Amazon That Will Make You Spit Out Your Drink And Scream "Dah Fuq?"

Why. Tell us why.

1. A great way to enjoy a Bloody Mary.


Hide Your Alcohol in Tampon Flasks

IDK why but buy it here.

2. Could this be the next Harry Potter?

30 Years I Do Not Brush My Teeth

If you give da fuq, read it here.

3. Perfect for the boy scout who can't follow the rules and leave his phone at home. DA FUQ?

Fire-powered Phone Charger

Buy it here, I guess.

4. For when you want to circumcise your infant but you're not 100% sure how.

Infant Circumcision Trainer, White

Maybe just ask someone else to do it?

Get it here.

5. Your room looks nice, but it's missing something. Could it be this?*Version*=1&*entries*=0*Version*=1&*entries*=0

Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals

Buy the perfect accent piece to any home here.

6. Why would you ever wear a baseball cap when THIS exists?


Rasta Imposta Clam Hat

Buy it here.

7. Try to guess what this is for. Seriously. Try.

Anti-Wrinkle Face Slimmer

Purchase it here.

8. For when you want to step up your morph suit game.

JustinCostume Men's Big Dick Costume Zentai Suit Funny Halloween Costumes

Buy it here.

9. When you're dry, you're dry.

Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum

Take the lube plunge here.

10. Yum!

Human Body Fat Replica on Base, 1 lb.

Buy it here.

11. You know, to protect against spills.

Plastic Sheet for Body Wrap 70"x108" (24 count)

Buy it here.