1. A great way to enjoy a Bloody Mary.
Hide Your Alcohol in Tampon Flasks
IDK why but buy it here.
2. Could this be the next Harry Potter?
30 Years I Do Not Brush My Teeth
If you give da fuq, read it here.
3. Perfect for the boy scout who can't follow the rules and leave his phone at home. DA FUQ?
Fire-powered Phone Charger
Buy it here, I guess.
4. For when you want to circumcise your infant but you're not 100% sure how.
5. Your room looks nice, but it's missing something. Could it be this?
Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals
Buy the perfect accent piece to any home here.
6. Why would you ever wear a baseball cap when THIS exists?
7. Try to guess what this is for. Seriously. Try.
Anti-Wrinkle Face Slimmer
Purchase it here.