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Raise your hand if this has ever happened to you:
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Yeah, didn't think so. Because you know how to handle measuring tape when it becomes sentient and attacks:
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You know how to put on a towel:
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This maybe happened to you once, but after that, it never happened again:
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Who cares? Five-second rule still applies:
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You are stronger than this:
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You don't have to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth to know that spoons go inside your mouth:
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You've never tried to clean a couch with a VHS tape, so you are definitely a better person:
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You aren't this stupid:
10.
You wouldn't make the mistake of buying heat conductive oven mitts:
11.
Seriously who can't finish a can of soda, it's like 12 oz tops:
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You dgaf about the shape of the brownie AS LONG AS IT'S CHOCOLATE:
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You don't set booby traps of tupperware throughout your house:
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This is not really a problem for you:
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You are better than this:
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This isn't an issue for you because who carries a pad of paper? Is this 2004?
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Girl just carry them over one by one:
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You don't have a separate couch for feet so this isn't a problem:
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But I wanted it poached:
20.
You would first try with a knife before you dismantled your son's pinewood derby car.
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You don't have the balance of someone who spent three months at sea:
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If and when spices attack, you won't fight them by juggling:
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You always choose the soft shell:
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You know of smarter ways to kill flies:
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Your eyeballs aren't vampires:
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You don't fear spray bottles:
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Bitch ain't no one calling you:
