The New York Times Asked Readers If They Could Kill Baby Hitler And People Are Freaking The Fuck Out
We know you could kill him thanks to NYT Magazine. But HOW???
You might have noticed "Baby Hitler" is trending on Twitter and thought, "WTF?" Well, here's the fuck:
Lots of people have observed that there are some big problems with that question. For one, we don't know if he was born evil. Many would argue that he's a product if his time.
"Could" also suggests that you have the capability to go back in time and do it. Sadly, that's just not possible.
But assuming you COULD go back in time, I really don't think the people at the hospital will be too thankful when you show up to slaughter a baby.
Finally, there's this excellent point:
Nevertheless, people were fully embracing the horror in this hypothetical.
And as with any good trend, we are now mashing memes.
Goodbye Baby Hitler. The internet is now swallowing you whole.
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Besides, the Times forgot to ask an *important* question. How would you kill Baby Hitler?
vote votesSmother with pillow
vote votesThrow out window
vote votesSteal Baby Hitler and legally adopt him, thereby "killing" his former Hitler persona
vote votesChange the Treaty of Versailles
vote votesBecome an admissions officer at the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna in 1908