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Mother Nature Can Kill You With Lightning And Yet You Get Her Nothing For Mother's Day?

There's your human mom, and then there's the mother of us all, you know?

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You love Mother Nature. She is omnipresent in your life.

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Tsunamis, tornadoes, hail: these are just a few of the ways she expresses her disappointment in you and the rest of mankind.

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Woah Mother Nature, take a chill pill!

Why not cheer her up with a Mother's Day gift?

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1. You could leave her a framed baby picture for the ultimate throwback!

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Sarah Burton/Buzzfeed

Hey Mother Nature, you sure were a big, bangin' baby, lol ;)

2. Get her something useful, like dish detergent, is a great go-to!*

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Sarah Burton/Buzzfeed

*Also can be used to clean spilled oil off of wildlife.

3. Buy Mother Nature some flowers!

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Sarah Burton/Buzzfeed

With the right love and care, one day those flowers will grow to be a tree!

4. Keep it classy with some earrings.

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Sarah Burton

She wouldn't spend millions of years making diamonds if she didn't like some bling bling!

5. Are you Mother Nature's biggest fan? Then why not get her one!

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Sarah Burton/Buzzfeed

Also she is hot all the time so it's probably a good idea. Maybe she is starting menopause? Or maybe it's the carbon dioxide and air pollution collecting in the atmosphere? IDK whatevs it's a great gift!

6. If you're low on funds and a child, a good grade is always a great present!

Look how smart your children are!
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Look how smart your children are!

7. A PUPPY!!!

Just tie the dog to a log and leave it! Mother Nature LOVES animals. Except for maybe the pinta island tortoise.
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Just tie the dog to a log and leave it! Mother Nature LOVES animals. Except for maybe the pinta island tortoise.

8. If you're both adults, why not give her some ~literotica~

Because you don't need a father to have a little fun ;)
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Because you don't need a father to have a little fun ;)

9. A nice summer hat!

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Sarah Burton/Buzzfeed

Wouldn't want mom to turn into a desert, am I right?

10. Perhaps some scented candles? They're classic!

Candles can help Mother Nature smell fresh even after the dog shits on her.
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Candles can help Mother Nature smell fresh even after the dog shits on her.

11. It's the thought that counts, so you can always let Mother Nature know how much you appreciate her with a simple card.

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Sarah Burton/Buzzfeed

"Dear Mother, Without you, I would be dead. Thanks for the trees so I can breathe and climb and make fire. Love, Susan."

12. Homemade stuff kills with moms. Try a giving her a homemade recipe book!

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Sarah Burton/Buzzfeed

Don't forget to pack it full of yummy recipes!

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Who knows? Maybe Mother Nature will use this recipe for California ;)

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13. Or you could just get her a balloon...

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...and then let it fly into Mother's arms!

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