15 Signs You Might Be A Genius, According To The News

    And you thought worrying was a bad thing.

    1. Worried you might not be a genius? Turns out, that's a great start:

    2. Do you talk to yourself? Good news! You might be a genius!

    3. Can't stand your upstairs neighbors stomping around? That's because you're busy being a mother-effing genius:

    4. Unemployed and ~loving it~?

    5. Oh shit, where did you just put your phone? Doesn't matter, because YOU'RE A GENIUS:

    6. Did you push out of your mom's vag first? Congrats, you're a genius:

    7. Living a chill af life also makes you a damn genius:

    8. First out of the vag and longest time spent on the nip? Genius alert:

    9. Never stop being a sardonic asshole:

    10. Take lots of naps? That's gonna help make you a genius:

    11. Lazy about fashion? NBD, you're a genius:

    12. Be Kanye West:

    13. Be Shia LaBeouf:

    14. Can you use the toilet? You're a genius:

    15. Be a shitty salad: