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Worried you might not be a genius? Turns out, that's a great start:
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Do you talk to yourself? Good news! You might be a genius!
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Can't stand your upstairs neighbors stomping around? That's because you're busy being a mother-effing genius:
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Unemployed and ~loving it~?
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Oh shit, where did you just put your phone? Doesn't matter, because YOU'RE A GENIUS:
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Did you push out of your mom's vag first? Congrats, you're a genius:
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Living a chill af life also makes you a damn genius:
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First out of the vag and longest time spent on the nip? Genius alert:
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Never stop being a sardonic asshole:
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Take lots of naps? That's gonna help make you a genius:
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Lazy about fashion? NBD, you're a genius:
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Can you use the toilet? You're a genius: