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15 Signs You Might Be A Genius, According To The News

And you thought worrying was a bad thing.

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1. Worried you might not be a genius? Turns out, that's a great start:

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"High scorers on neuroticism have a highly active imagination, which acts as a built-in threat generator," personality expert Adam Perkins, from King's College London,

told the Daily Mail.

3. Can't stand your upstairs neighbors stomping around? That's because you're busy being a mother-effing genius:

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"The [Northwestern] study cites creative geniuses such as Charles Darwin, Anton Chekhov and novelist Marcel Proust, who notoriously wore ear-stoppers and lined his bedroom with cork to block out noise whilst he worked." — Saffron Alexander, Telegraph


5. Oh shit, where did you just put your phone? Doesn't matter, because YOU'RE A GENIUS:

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You can't focus because your ideas are battling one another. With that competition comes innovation. Innovation means is that a bird or a plastic bag? A bag. Weird-looking bag though. It feels humid outside. Is it supposed to rain? Oh crap, did I lock the front door? I think I did. Did I though?

7. Living a chill af life also makes you a damn genius:

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According to Jonah Lehrer, the author of Imagine: How Creativity Works, when you're relaxed, "that's when you turn your attention inward and maybe hear the voice that's been there, but you just haven't taken a moment to notice it."

8. First out of the vag and longest time spent on the nip? Genius alert:

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You're smart and rich. All thanks to those long-chain polyunsaturated fatty acids in the breast milk, which are important to brain growth and development. Thanks, mom!


11. Lazy about fashion? NBD, you're a genius:

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Apparently sticking to a routine like wearing the same shirt every day can help you focus on more important issues. Unless you are a Kardashian. Then your important issues are fashion.