Nicolas Cage is the greatest actor in the universe.
Nicky Cage in Con Air.
Not the Earth. The UNIVERSE. Because Cage is definitely not from his planet.
Haven't you ever wondered why Cage seems at home in the weirdest roles?
Isn't it suspicious how easily Cage slips into crazy?
Or that he seems to pick film roles just for the fuck of it?
Consider his alien-like orgasm face:
His extreme loathing of shaving points to the possibility that he uses his skin to breathe, like an alien earthworm.
Not to mention Cage's eyes. If you look at them long enough, you will feel your soul escaping.
Ghost Rider, Face/Off