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You have no concept of East/West, North/South.
2.
Most directions aren't obvious enough.
3.
Distractions often lead you off course.
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Despite evidence to the contrary, you occasionally believe you can "figure out" a way to get there.
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Without your phone, you would never be able to find your car or your home.
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Simple, clear instructions work best.
7.
One day you hope to be rich enough to have a personal driver.
8.
You couldn't finish this movie because it got too real.
9.
When you realize you've gone the wrong way, it's already far too late.
10.
You put an inordinate amount of trust in your GPS.
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You never can take the easy route.
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When you arrive at your destination, you're like a hawk circling its prey.
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A straight line is your dream route.
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Everything needs to be very specific.
15.
Superstores are your nightmare. They should hand out maps when you walk in.
16.
Please don't try to tell us the directions, we won't remember. WRITE IT DOWN.
17.
This is the best present you could ever get. <3
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When you don't have a sense of direction, it often feels like you're losing your mind.