We get it. After all, it is all the rage in China. The facekini protects against the sun, keeping your skin light and youthful and safe from jellyfish stings.
But HOW do you pull it off? It's all about a keeping off that useless head weight. Here are some tricks that will make your face feel thinner and hotter.
1.When you stand up straight, your face appears thinner. When you slump your shoulders, you triple your chances of doubling your chin.
2.Alcohol contains non-nutritious calories and dehydrates your body too. Dehydration can cause your face to appear bloated.
3.Yoga poses that force your head downwards can help thin out your fat face.
4.Working your facial muscles will help to make your face leaner.
5.Sure, your face may swell initially, but if you are able to break bone, then you can reconfigure your face to be skinny at the low cost of a bottle of Advil.
6.Your brain weighs 3 pounds. If you remove just a pound of your brain, you'll cut your head weight down ten percent.
Did you do one of those things? Cool. Now your face in thin enough to wear these cool-ass facekinis.
Enjoy lounging in the water, showing off that eye gap.
And if you are feeling extra brave, try out the top-only facekini and let your chin hang loose. #badbitch
