11 Reasons Why You Probably Shouldn't Let Santa Break Into Your Home This Christmas
How much do you really know about this Santa guy?
Seriously, how well do you even know this guy that shows up once a year bearing gifts? What makes you so sure Santa wants milk with his cookies?
How confident are you that Santa treats the reindeer humanely?
Have you ever actually met his weird BFF Krampus?
Are you positive Santa doesn't have a criminal history?
And how can you even be sure you're meeting the real Santa, and not a Santa impersonator?
Santa's flying a sleigh, but did he even go to flight school?
How sure are you that Santa lives on the North Pole?
Can someone so naughty really judge who's nice?
Honestly, do you think he really reads all those letters?
We know he as elves as workers, but do we really know they're actually getting paid? #equalwages4elves
And really, nobody's gonna comment on his obsession with people sitting in his lap? NOBODY?
So this Christmas, shut your chimney and lock your doors. And if Santa somehow does manage to break in, you know what to do:
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