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Someone Please Arrest This Hacker

He's wearing a black hoodie. He's a tech bro with a slight beard. HELLO? FIND HIM!

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You might have noticed media sources reporting this tech bro in a black hoodie hacked Ashley Madison.

Allegedly, he hacked the website and then tied up the data with rope.

I was disturbed to learn that this wasn't his first big hack.

In fact, this hacker has been at it for a LONG TIME.

Sometimes he wears cool sunglasses, but it's clearly STILL HIM.

ThinkStock alone has hundreds of pictures of this hacker. You can often find him hacking at his desktop.

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He also knows how to hack using a tablet, which is impressive because it's really hard to type on those things.

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He actually HATES using tables.

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He often hides behind numbers.

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He does have some weaknesses; for instance, he thinks you can shove dollar bills at a computer screen to pay for stuff.

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He always leans in super close to his computer, a sure sign of his poor eyesight.

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Sometimes he shines a flashlight on his computer? Again, I don't think his eyes work right. Probably from all the hacking.

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Enough is ENOUGH. In order to speed up the search to find this infamous hacker, I went ahead and drew a police sketch. You are WELCOME.

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Watch out for the hacker. And remember, never leave your wallet next to your computer where a hand can smash through the screen and grab it.

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