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Hey Secret Service, George H.W. Bush Doesn't Need Your Pathetic Security System

The former president doesn't need security because he IS the security.

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WaPo reports that it took the Secret Service over a year to fix the broken alarm system at former president George H.W. Bush's home in Houston, Texas.

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This news, revealed in a government report to be released Thursday, raised concerns within the agency about Bush Sr.'s safety. But did anybody come at George during those thirteen months?

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Uhhh, I don't think so. No one messes with 41.

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Intruders, you really gonna come at the man holding this golf club? He will CRUSH you.

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Think the coast is clear? Don't forget to check THE SKY, MOTHER FUCKERS.

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You really want this FIST OF FURY to connect with your face?

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Hey intruder, imagine this water bottle is YOUR NECK.

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And no one is gonna come at a man with this much mad sock game.

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PLAYERZ WEAR PINK

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RED WHITE AND MOTHER FUCKING BLUE

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Look at George H.W.'s giant smile.

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It will be the last thing you see after he round-house kicks you in the face.

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COME AT ME, BRO.

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