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Everyone Is Getting Horny For Pluto

Hot photos of Pluto released, more 2 cum

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NASA’s New Horizons probe has finally made it to Pluto. This morning NASA released the first close-up photo of Pluto on Instagram, taken before the spacecraft reached its closest approach.

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The super close-up flyby shots haven't been released yet, but that hasn't stopped everyone from swooning over Pluto's curves.

NERD PORN! See that popular, sexy minx Pluto now in HIGHER DEFINITION THAN EVER BEFORE! That's one sexy dwarf planet.

According to the the Skimm, the big news is that Pluto's far more voluptuous and fuller figured than previously believed.

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Pluto looks better than me 😳👌damn she thicc https://t.co/SDtACWAfJY

I see you, Pluto. Shakin' that ass. #PlutoFlyby https://t.co/t275HXL4EN

Let's just be blunt.

With all that going on, how can we help but creep?

So we say to Pluto, "You're not a planet to us anymore", but then we cruise by taking pictures? NASA, your creepy interstellar ex-boyfriend.

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