NASA’s New Horizons probe has finally made it to Pluto. This morning NASA released the first close-up photo of Pluto on Instagram, taken before the spacecraft reached its closest approach.
The super close-up flyby shots haven't been released yet, but that hasn't stopped everyone from swooning over Pluto's curves.
NERD PORN! See that popular, sexy minx Pluto now in HIGHER DEFINITION THAN EVER BEFORE! That's one sexy dwarf planet.
According to the the Skimm, the big news is that Pluto's far more voluptuous and fuller figured than previously believed.
Pluto looks better than me 😳👌damn she thicc https://t.co/SDtACWAfJY
pluto thicc af 😳👌👌
For real though, Pluto is lookin' good.
It's impossible to unsee that fine heart-shaped derriere.
I see you, Pluto. Shakin' that ass. #PlutoFlyby https://t.co/t275HXL4EN
According to Arstechnica, the photo NASA released is the "money shot." *heavy breathing*
During NASA's Reddit AMA, we learned that Pluto really has something for everyone.
Let's just be blunt.
im gonna fuck pluto
With all that going on, how can we help but creep?
So we say to Pluto, "You're not a planet to us anymore", but then we cruise by taking pictures? NASA, your creepy interstellar ex-boyfriend.
