29 Dogs Looking Depressed AF In Their Halloween Costumes

    "Why. Are. You. Doing. This. To. Me."

    Sarah Burton
    by Sarah Burton

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. "I am a dog, I'm not a bird. I HATE birds."

    2. "Why must you torture me?"

    3. "Somebody please call the P.C. police and arrest my owner."

    4. "Is it on top of me? It's on top of me, isn't it? Oh god. Oh god why."

    5. "There's a reason dinosaurs are extinct."

    6. "This is un-bee-lievable."

    7. "Kill me."

    8. "I hate dresses."

    9. "Your fortune? In the VERY near future, I see you taking this shit off of me."

    10. "I want to swim far away from you."

    11. "PSL season is a monthlong nightmare."

    12. "That bird is so lifeless. Sometimes I wish I were that bird."

    13. *Eyes slowly well up*

    14. "Does this make you feel good about yourself?"

    15. "I'm not even a fan of the original trilogy."

    16. "Wow, I'm dressed as a meme. Could my life be more pointless?"

    17. "I want a new owner."

    18. "I'm not good enough to eat lobster, but you'll dress me up like one? This is unfair."

    19. "Please, please, I'm begging you, take this thing off of me."

    20. "I wish this spider would just eat me already."

    21. "Time is a flat circle."

    22. "Why are any of us really here, anyway?"

    23. "Existence is futile."

    24. "Please put me on a pirate ship so I can sail far, far away from here."

    25. "I don't even get this reference."

    26. "Please, just stop."

    27. "I'm not a cow."

    28. "Please, if you love me at all, you'll free me from this hot dog straight jacket."

    29. "Why. Are. You. Doing. This. To. Us."